Monday, October 29, 2007

If Jeff Zucker Ruled The World

  1. Car Manufacturers would give a percentage of their revenues to Exxon and BP Amoco
  2. Barbers would send checks to the makers of Propecia and Retin-A
  3. Belt makers would owe money to Levi Strauss
  4. Lunch box companies would yield payments to Oscar Mayer
  5. Back pack manufacturers would share revenues with Barnes and Noble
  6. Dentists would make payments to Jolly Ranchers


Anonymous said...

There's a Zucker born every minute.

And we all have to suffer for it.

Anonymous said...

I nominate Zucker for noob of the week. His cousin Zuckerberg too -- neither one knows how to make money.