Monday, July 30, 2007

Sorry Reitzes, but You're a Poser

"We believe investors should focus on Apple being in the process of creating another version of the 'multiplier effect,' which we call 'Halo 2,'" Reitzes said. "We believe the build up to the launch of the iPhone and its ongoing excitement is driving sales of accessories, boosting retail traffic, and helping drive sales of iPods and especially Macs."

You're kidding me, right? Halo 2? C'mon dude you really need to do your own work, which includes coming up with cool investor catch phrases. Everyone associates The iPod Halo Effect with yours truly. Go ahead and google it with my name included. See? 

But you knew that. What a poser.

Look, I congratulate you on getting your price target out of the gutter (though it's still way low) and for recognizing that The iPhone is a Game Changer.©

Please note the copyright above. No one uses Game Changer when talking about Apple products except me. Nor Game Changer 2© when the cheaper iPhone comes out next year.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...


Stake your claim for Halo 3: Order of the Leopard, and Halo 4: Microsoft Death Hallows.

Damn posers.