Wednesday, September 12, 2007

FSJ: Jealous Munster Hater

Look here.

First off, let me say that the REAL Steve loves me. You don't believe he hangs on my every word? Just ask the folks in Wabasha.

FSJ, I'm sorry (NOT) you weren't following my calls on AAPL these past years. Yes, you'd be a millionaire by now, but instead you're driven to the backwaters of imposter bloggers. Poser.

I mean, who masquerades as fake someone else, someone of great fame and integrity, to earn their daily lutefisk?

Pathetic. Seriously.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I mean, who masquerades as fake someone else, someone of great fame and integrity, to earn their daily lutefisk?"

So glad YOU are above that Gene.

Anonymous said...

Very, very glad to see you back, FGM! You were very much missed.

Anonymous said...

Keep your hilarious posts coming. Please!

FSJ will become my SECOND favorite if you keep it up.

Oh, and I have it on good authority (initials: Katie Cotton) that the real Steve has a Gene icon made of jade that he keeps on a shelf in his ashram.