Thursday, December 27, 2007


Viv came bounding into the office.

"Gene, got a sec?"

"Sure Viv, what's up?"

"You see Enderle's blogging yesterday?"

"Enderle's got a blog?"

"Yeah Gene. Apparently Apple is rotting from the inside out. Says people want Steve out. It confirms our retail check at the Apple store!" Viv grins like the Cheshire cat.

"That's nuts. Enderle's pretty thick, but. . . . hey, maybe it's a fake blog."

"Fake? You mean like Fake Steve? Like he's doing a genre crossover?"

"Yeah, like that."

"Hmm. Gene, why would he jump from creative nonfiction to fake blogging? It's too close, like just half a step. No, Gene, I think it's him. I mean the title of the blog is real official and everything. "

"What's it called?"

"Rob Enderle: The Real Truth About Technology and IT"

"Oh my God. Yeah, that's him alright. Never thought you could squeeze an oxymoron into a blog title."


Anonymous said...

Enderle really went out of his way with this one. Wow.

Anonymous said...

!!!! BRILLIANT post!!!! On so many effing levels . . .

FGM DON'T jump the shark!!!!! FSJ, Enderle. Who's next?

Stan Scott said...

Does anyone know Enderle personally? If there's one thing I'm sure of:

Friends don't let friends blog drunk.

Someone should certainly have taken away his software keys.

Anonymous said...

Gene it's fake pretenders like Enderle that give real fake bloggers a bad name.

Totally shameless.