Viv came bounding into the office.
"Gene, got a sec?"
"Sure Viv, what's up?"
"You see Enderle's blogging yesterday?"
"Enderle's got a blog?"
"Yeah Gene. Apparently Apple is rotting from the inside out. Says people want Steve out. It confirms our retail check at the Apple store!" Viv grins like the Cheshire cat.
"That's nuts. Enderle's pretty thick, but. . . . hey, maybe it's a fake blog."
"Fake? You mean like Fake Steve? Like he's doing a genre crossover?"
"Yeah, like that."
"Hmm. Gene, why would he jump from creative nonfiction to fake blogging? It's too close, like just half a step. No, Gene, I think it's him. I mean the title of the blog is real official and everything. "
"What's it called?"
"Rob Enderle: The Real Truth About Technology and IT"
"Oh my God. Yeah, that's him alright. Never thought you could squeeze an oxymoron into a blog title."
Thursday, December 27, 2007
OxyMoron
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4 comments:
Enderle really went out of his way with this one. Wow.
!!!! BRILLIANT post!!!! On so many effing levels . . .
FGM DON'T jump the shark!!!!! FSJ, Enderle. Who's next?
Does anyone know Enderle personally? If there's one thing I'm sure of:
Friends don't let friends blog drunk.
Someone should certainly have taken away his software keys.
Gene it's fake pretenders like Enderle that give real fake bloggers a bad name.
Totally shameless.
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